…today’s message would read:
“It’s a signature, people! Not blood! I wrote the letter for ya, already! Do the right thing and SIGN IT! If homeschooling becomes illegal in Sweden and you DIDN’T sign, you’re going to feel guilty for the rest of your life! This isn’t a complicated issue! There aren’t two sides to it! It’s good guys and bad guys! Period! Homeschooling is going to become freakin’ ILLEGAL! Children will cry! Sign the danged letter, already!”
And then I’d get mad all over again, since that’s way too many characters for Twitter and I’d have to rewrite it, like, twenty times.